Buying New Clothes Prints

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

Man looks in changing room mirror and sees himself backwards.

The Moth Menace.

'There! That's the colour of the dress I was telling you about.'

How do you like the sailor suit? Not bad, but are you sure you have the coastline for it?

I have to take two steps before the pants move!

"Suits you, Sir-makes you look taller.'

Penguin suit fitting.

"It will need an alteration. Mainly, a different man inside."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

Cat Tie

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

At the suit makers

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?