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Sale: His and Her's weekender bags.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'Works every time.'

Love a Mutt

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'They're dog roses!'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Penguin suit fitting.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Fumes from furniture

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Dog Sees Only Food

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'