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"Herbert! Do you have to do that in every property we view...?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Licensed Therapist

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Cling-On Dog

"Man's best friends."

Love a Mutt

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'Super Dog'

A man and his dog

'Works every time.'

'She's just great with the children.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dogs