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'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'Don't look so worried I'm only taking you for a walk in the park!'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

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'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'I had no idea a puppy could be so destructive.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'Does my tail make me look fat?'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

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"Son, just remember one thing. Never pee on the invisible fence."

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"If that one doesn't strike your fancy, sir, we have several others."

"All By Myself, Dad?"

"You gotta keep throwing it or they'll start whacking us again."

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"

"I do not like fleas, Scratching hurts my knees, Fleas can cause disease, So keep them off me, please!"

'Hopefully I'll grow into the dog...'

'I can't believe it! You left my sight for only two minutes but managed to chew on three pairs!!'

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"Every time I do this they call it an accident. Really though, it's all a choice."

'Forget about your pride Son: We're expected to beg...'

'Now cut that out!'

'When I said,'there's K-9-P in the living room...I didn't mean Dr Who was on the telly!'

"They're in charge because God gave them the can openers."

"Yeah you do that, you dig under the fence. The world is just waiting for another untrainable pup."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"He definitely wants to go out."

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It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.