Adoption Of A New Dog T-Shirts

"The other pups are right, he was a junkyard dog, but he wanted more, much more, for you."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Pick me!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Licensed Therapist

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Foster failure"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Dog Dreams

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Works every time.'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."