Adoption Of New Pets T-Shirts

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Pick me!"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

"Foster failure"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Dog Dreams

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.