Adopting A New Puppy T-Shirts

"Bruno, sit."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Quick, start the car!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Dog Dreams

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'Works every time.'

'Super Dog'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Love a Mutt

A man and his dog

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Man's best friends."