Adopting A New Puppy Gifts

"Bruno, sit."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Quick, start the car!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Dog Dreams

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

A man and his dog

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Man's best friends."

Love a Mutt

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.