Puppy Adoption Gifts

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

No littering...

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Pick me!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Licensed Therapist

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Dreams

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'Super Dog'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

A man and his dog

Cling-On Dog

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Foster failure

Love a Mutt