Adopting A Puppy Gifts

'We spoil that dog.'

Puppy Doghouse

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Pick me!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Cat box"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Licensed Therapist

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Dog Dreams

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."