Adoption Of A New Pet Gifts

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Dog Dreams

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Foster failure

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.