Adoption Of A New Pet Gifts

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

"Foster failure"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Dog Dreams

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."