Bringing Home A New Dog T-Shirts

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Pick me!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'She's just great with the children.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Love a Mutt

Cling-On Dog

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Man's best friends."

'Super Dog'

'Works every time.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Dogs

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'