Bringing A New Puppy Home T-Shirts

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

"Pick me!"

"Cat box"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Cling-On Dog

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

No littering...

Dogs

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Robot walking pet robot

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"You took too long!"

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'