Bringing A New Dog Home T-Shirts

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

Bitchbark Canoe

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Pick me!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Love a Mutt

'Super Dog'

Cling-On Dog

'Works every time.'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dogs

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"I finally caught you... now what?"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'They're dog roses!'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'I'll take him.'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door