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"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Mime Artist's Driver

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Human Culls: People who drag wheelie bags with no regard for other people in their path.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Hiding the electronics.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Travelling

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"How's my tripping you up?"

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"