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"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Mime Artist's Driver

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Human Culls: People who drag wheelie bags with no regard for other people in their path.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Hiding the electronics.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Travelling

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

Airport

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"You overpacked again."

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."