Buying New Gear Gifts

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'

Dry Cleaning

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

"While I'm at it, is there anything I can order YOU from L. L. Bean?"

"Shredder broken again?"

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"I think my front wheels are out of alignment."

Time Saving Machinery

'After that, Ron would always open books about new hobbies before buying the equipment.'

'I think you might've over-packed, We'll only be gone for an hour,'

"I guess I could still hand and hunt."

'Well, it wasn't working when I got it home.'

'I never know whether I should buy good goggles that I'll lose after five jumps or cheap ones that'll scratch after two.'

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

"Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day."

"It's guaranteed for the life of the product which, obviously, ended when it broke."

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

"Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home."

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."

Shop assistant watches a woman trying many shoes in shoe shop.

"After years in theoretical physics, I can't get enough equipment to put my hands on."

Please don't hurt the machines.

Due to the space-age materials used in making this model, this one collects less dust than other exercise equipment.