Luggage Organizer Gifts

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

His and Her wardrobe's

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Beginning Yarder.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Airport

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"How's my tripping you up?"

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

A catch-all is born.

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'