Luggage Management Gifts

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

A Giant at the Airport.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Emotional Baggage Handler

"You overpacked again."

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

"Just barking will do."

Your Luggage