Luggage Management Gifts

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

A Giant at the Airport.

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Emotional Baggage Handler

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"You overpacked again."

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

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