Luggage Strategist Gifts

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airlines

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Airport

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Holiday Luggage

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"You overpacked again."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Baggage Claim

Your Luggage

"What!?"

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."