Luggage Strategist Gifts

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airlines

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"How's my tripping you up?"

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Holiday Luggage

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

"You overpacked again."

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Your Luggage

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Baggage Claim

"What!?"

All gates.

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.