Luggage Strategists Gifts

"Your luggage is 1 kg over, they'll be a charge for that

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Holiday Luggage

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"You overpacked again."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

"What!?"

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Your Luggage

Baggage Claim

All gates.

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."