Luggage Strategists T-Shirts

"Your luggage is 1 kg over, they'll be a charge for that

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Holiday Luggage

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"You overpacked again."

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

"What!?"

Your Luggage

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Baggage Claim

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

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