Logistics Strategist T-Shirts

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Supply Chain

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Folding Container.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Holiday Luggage

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'Special Delivery!'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

The Two Economies

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'I hate when they do this.'

Where has he been so long?

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

"Did you order the Won-ton soup?"

"You know, Christmas isn't the only time I'm busy. ..the rest of the year I deliver for Amazon."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'