Luggage Enthusiast Gifts

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

Small boy offering to carry a large bag

You've flip-flopped it: that's one passenger, two carry-ons.

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"I'm afraid your luggage is too large, sir. We'll have to charge a fee."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"You overpacked again."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Baggage Claim

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Portfolio

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'