Luggage Lover Gifts

'...and did you pack the bag yourself?'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Husband returning home from a convention.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'The guy on the tannot said that when I left the train I had to make sure I took all my belongings with me...'

"Did you guys find space for all those extra bags?"

Baggage Allowance

"How's my tripping you up?"

"I hope there's something illegal in that luggage. Last time you made me open one just because they had a box of dog biscuits."

The progressive traveller, circa 3500 BC. . .

Airport

"You can travel in the cabin, sir, but your trousers will have to go in the hold."

Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand-new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.

"I'm sorry Henry, but it can never work out. You're just too overhead -binish for me."

Breaking up with a flight attendant

Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Baggage Claim

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night.

Excess Baggage: Never let your wife pack for your business trip while she is mad at you.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Supply Chain

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Folding Container.