Luggage Enthusiast Pillows

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

All gates.

Small boy offering to carry a large bag

You've flip-flopped it: that's one passenger, two carry-ons.

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"I'm afraid your luggage is too large, sir. We'll have to charge a fee."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"You overpacked again."

"Which free tote goes best?"

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

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