Luggage Hobbyist Pillows

'Never mind that world peace stuff -- have you seen our LUGGAGE anywhere?'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"How's my tripping you up?"

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Casual skydiving.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"You overpacked again."

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Baggage Claim

All gates.

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

Suitcase Trailer

Breaking up with a flight attendant

Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night.

Arrivals Lounge