Luggage Hobbyist T-Shirts

'Never mind that world peace stuff -- have you seen our LUGGAGE anywhere?'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Casual skydiving.

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

"You overpacked again."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Baggage Claim

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

Suitcase Trailer

"Did you guys find space for all those extra bags?"

Breaking up with a flight attendant

Arrivals Lounge

Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night.