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I know it's a "pet," and I know it's a "carrier," but you're still not putting it on the airplane.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"You overpacked again."

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

All gates.

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Baggage Claim

'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

Suitcase Trailer

Breaking up with a flight attendant

I don't like the looks of this airline.

"Did you guys find space for all those extra bags?"

Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night.