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It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

I don't like the looks of this airline.

"Don't you know who I am?! I demand an upgrade! I'm a platinum-plus frequent fly..."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"You overpacked again."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

Where has he been so long?

Baggage Claim

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

All gates.

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).