Baggage Guru T-Shirts

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

The fate of the emigrant

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Emotional Baggage Handler

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

Bargain Hunter

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

Shot Putting Competition, "He used to be a baggage handler at Heathrow."