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"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Travelling

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Time to do it in!"

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

A single man has the job title of CEO, Business Manager, HR, Undermanager, Head of Division, Personnel. . .

Executive sitting behind desk with one box labelled 'Bid' and the other box labelled 'Ask'.

Heavy Data Load.

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

One Man Band

A business man sits at his office desk with trays that read 'going once, going twice... and gone.'

Caution - Low gravity zone.

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

'I can't make coffee, but I can keyboard, file, take shorthand and answer the phones like a champ!'

Why men hate shopping.

'There's no need to feel awkward about taking a holiday.'

Woman at Reality TV Productions Co. has in out boxes marked IN and IN OVER MY HEAD.

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

'I forgot my keys!'

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

I don't like the looks of this airline.

Excuse a Day calendar.

"Underpaid, overworked, stressed and exhausted... still enough of my problems, what can I do for you?"

"Our smart home is blowing up my text. The oven is mad at the dishwasher. The dishwasher is mad at the lights. The lights are mad at the TV. And I thought out kids fought a lot."

'We didn't expect you this early!'