Bundle Juggler T-Shirts

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

Children's Parties

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Travelling

Football

Opening the Barrel

Acclaimed mother.

Moving in

A woman watches football on her computer.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

Caution - Low gravity zone.

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Why men hate shopping.

Yes, I can multi-task.

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

Your computer says "work," but your skin says "Facebook."

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

'I forgot my keys!'

'Don't worry. If you gain a few pounds, I'll drop extra stuff on the floor for you to pick up.'

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

'We didn't expect you this early!'

Closing a Suitcase

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

Chiropractor