Ball Juggler T-Shirts

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Okay, feet, let's show hands you're just as good as they are."

A woman watches football on her computer.

Football

"The meeting will come to order."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Travelling

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Opening the Barrel

Moving in

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Education Guidance

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Inbox and Outbox

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

Mountain climber error.

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

Why men hate shopping.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."

A deterrent – but not much of one.

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

Closing a Suitcase