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'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Okay, feet, let's show hands you're just as good as they are."

A woman watches football on her computer.

Football

"The meeting will come to order."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Travelling

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Opening the Barrel

Moving in

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Education Guidance

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Mountain climber error.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.

"It's a GPS app for busy teachers, it tells you whether you're going or coming."

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

Why men hate shopping.

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

Closing a Suitcase

'I'll call you back.. I'm just going to a meeting.'

A deterrent – but not much of one.

"No need to rush back to work. The office lad is doing your job."

Man: "I'm a freelance executive producer." Woman (thinking): "Unemployed."

Chiropractor