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Storm in the out tray

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Travelling

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

"She's late for her stress management course."

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

Too Much Plastic.

'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'

'I've fallen and I can't get up.'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Stock Market.

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

Caution - Low gravity zone.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Funky Chef 1

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

'No. The last time I tried to get my money to work for me it ran off and left me.'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Why men hate shopping.

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

'I forgot my keys!'

This Side Up.

'We didn't expect you this early!'

Closing a Suitcase

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

As your money advisor, I advise you to make more money.

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"