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Amazon Obstacle Course: Online Shopping Gamifies Your Building Entrance.

Storm in the out tray

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Travelling

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

"She's late for her stress management course."

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

Too Much Plastic.

'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

Caution - Low gravity zone.

Funky Chef 1

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Stock Market.

'I've fallen and I can't get up.'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

'No. The last time I tried to get my money to work for me it ran off and left me.'

Why men hate shopping.

Stock Broker. The market is going through what we like to call "Mad Dow Disease".

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

'I forgot my keys!'

Closing a Suitcase

'We didn't expect you this early!'

This Side Up.

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

As your money advisor, I advise you to make more money.

This is my first time in an anagram bar. Am I correct in deducing that it's Happy Hour? Phayp Ruho 5-7.

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'