Palette Juggler T-Shirts

Van Gogh accidentally knocks his color palette into the fireplace.

Vincent Van Goat.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"Balanced Diet"

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"Stop staring"

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

Henri Matisse

Monet At Open Mic Night

'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

Funky Chef 1

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Stock Market.

'I've fallen and I can't get up.'

'No. The last time I tried to get my money to work for me it ran off and left me.'

Stock Broker. The market is going through what we like to call "Mad Dow Disease".

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.

Still life?

What can I get you? Something light but filling. Flavorful but not too spicy. Healthy but not boring. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Something right in the middle. Neither here nor there. It must walk the line of non-offensive yet opinionated. I wonder if Arby's is taking applications. If I eat a sandwich in the woods and no one is around, do I make a sound?

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Claude Monet

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

As your money advisor, I advise you to make more money.

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

My bullish strategy was given a bum steer.

Amazon Obstacle Course: Online Shopping Gamifies Your Building Entrance.

'Good day in the market?'

Chromatic Scale