Lost Luggage Juggler T-Shirts

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Travelling

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

Airline concerns.

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

Seagulls landing

"Just barking will do."

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

Why men hate shopping.

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

Closing a Suitcase

'We didn't expect you this early!'

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

Computer at airline terminal is used to Google Up Your Luggage.

Astronaut notices sign on alien planet for lost luggage.

'Do any of these look like your bag!'

'And the purpose of your visit?' - 'To find my luggage.'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

Silver lining! It's our luggage the airline lost last year!

ACE Airlines. Ask about our frequent flier bonus plan. I think it's nice of the airlines to give frequent fliers a free ticket to anywhere. They can go get their luggage.

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