Lost Luggage Juggler T-Shirts

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Travelling

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

Airline concerns.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Seagulls landing

Why men hate shopping.

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

'We didn't expect you this early!'

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

Closing a Suitcase

Astronaut notices sign on alien planet for lost luggage.

'And the purpose of your visit?' - 'To find my luggage.'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'Do any of these look like your bag!'