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'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Be open to help.

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Shipwrecked.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Scarecrow Directions

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Airline concerns.

Castaway with a tennis court.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

"Just barking will do."

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Seagulls landing

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

You are here...

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

'OK, so maybe we are lost...'

Refrigerator G.P.S.: "Open your eyes. It's right in front of you!"

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

I think we're just going round in circles

Atlantis Missing

Lost & found dept.

Computer at airline terminal is used to Google Up Your Luggage.