Lost Luggage Explorer Pillows

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Be open to help.

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Scarecrow Directions

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Shipwrecked.

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

Castaway with a tennis court.

Airline concerns.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Seagulls landing

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

You are here...

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

Atlantis Missing

'OK, so maybe we are lost...'

Lost & found dept.

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

I think we're just going round in circles