Lost Luggage Incident Pillows

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Travelling

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Airport

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

Airline concerns.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Seagulls landing

Your Luggage

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

Closing a Suitcase

Lost & found dept.

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "The Hendersons saved a small fortune in children's air fares"

'Do any of these look like your bag!'

'This could get tricky, sir -- a Bosnian separatist group has your luggage.'