Lost Luggage Incident Mugs

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Travelling

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Airport

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Airline concerns.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

"Just barking will do."

All gates.

Seagulls landing

Your Luggage

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

Computer at airline terminal is used to Google Up Your Luggage.

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

Closing a Suitcase

Lost & found dept.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "The Hendersons saved a small fortune in children's air fares"

'This could get tricky, sir -- a Bosnian separatist group has your luggage.'