Lost Luggage Navigator Mugs

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The Lost World: You are Here

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Airline concerns.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

Seagulls landing

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

I think we're just going round in circles

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

"They cancelled our flight and lost our luggage! Who knows where it is?"

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'Do any of these look like your bag!'

Everest Sign in Heaven

You are here.

'And the purpose of your visit?' - 'To find my luggage.'

"But honey, I can't find the cornstarch and neither can the GPS."