Lost Luggage Navigator Prints

ACE Airlines. Ask about our frequent flier bonus plan. I think it's nice of the airlines to give frequent fliers a free ticket to anywhere. They can go get their luggage.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The Lost World: You are Here

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Fire Backwards.

Airline concerns.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

Seagulls landing

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

I think we're just going round in circles

Wordplay: Self-seeking.

Computer at airline terminal is used to Google Up Your Luggage.

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

"They cancelled our flight and lost our luggage! Who knows where it is?"

Silver lining! It's our luggage the airline lost last year!

Everest Sign in Heaven

You are here.

Washington D.C. next right, or is it left?

'And the purpose of your visit?' - 'To find my luggage.'

'Do any of these look like your bag!'