Lost Luggage Enthusiast Prints

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"You overpacked again."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Airline concerns.

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Seagulls landing

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Baggage Claim

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

Suitcase Trailer

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

"Did you guys find space for all those extra bags?"