Lost Luggage Pillows

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

Airline concerns.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

Your Luggage

Seagulls landing

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

A stranger in paradise.

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "The Hendersons saved a small fortune in children's air fares"

'And the purpose of your visit?' - 'To find my luggage.'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Measure of devotion: $5 reward for lost dog.