Lost Luggage T-Shirts

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

Airline concerns.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

Your Luggage

Seagulls landing

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

All gates.

"Just barking will do."

A stranger in paradise.

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

Lost CatCat Found.

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

Computer at airline terminal is used to Google Up Your Luggage.

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "The Hendersons saved a small fortune in children's air fares"

'And the purpose of your visit?' - 'To find my luggage.'

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

Silver lining! It's our luggage the airline lost last year!

ACE Airlines. Ask about our frequent flier bonus plan. I think it's nice of the airlines to give frequent fliers a free ticket to anywhere. They can go get their luggage.