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'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

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'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

Airline concerns.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

Seagulls landing

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

'I think I may be lactose intolerant.'

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'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

I think we're just going round in circles

"The Bolsons are pleased to announce that their daughter, Naomi,is going to take another shot at marriage."

"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

"They cancelled our flight and lost our luggage! Who knows where it is?"

'Do any of these look like your bag!'

'And the purpose of your visit?' - 'To find my luggage.'

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

'This could get tricky, sir -- a Bosnian separatist group has your luggage.'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'No, I haven't been to all those places, but my luggage has.'

'Oh, my god! I forgot my suitcase!'

"Sorry, no socks have been turned in today."

'I had the weirdest experience just now -- I got off the plane and found my luggage right away!'

'Room service for how many?'