Lost Luggage Luminary Gifts

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

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'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

Airline concerns.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

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Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

'I think I may be lactose intolerant.'

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

I think we're just going round in circles

Computer at airline terminal is used to Google Up Your Luggage.

"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

"The Bolsons are pleased to announce that their daughter, Naomi,is going to take another shot at marriage."

'This could get tricky, sir -- a Bosnian separatist group has your luggage.'

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

Silver lining! It's our luggage the airline lost last year!

ACE Airlines. Ask about our frequent flier bonus plan. I think it's nice of the airlines to give frequent fliers a free ticket to anywhere. They can go get their luggage.

'And the purpose of your visit?' - 'To find my luggage.'

'Do any of these look like your bag!'

"They cancelled our flight and lost our luggage! Who knows where it is?"

'No, I haven't been to all those places, but my luggage has.'

"Sorry, no socks have been turned in today."

'Room service for how many?'

'Oh, my god! I forgot my suitcase!'