Lost Item Discoverer Pillows

"Ouch! What's fallen into the couch this time?"

Eureka

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Man with a metal detector who finds iron man at the shore.

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

'Curiosity'

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

Beer Cooler.

"How's my life line doing?"

Lost & found dept.

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- There's no such thing as a 'triploon'!'

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

'Give it up Brian. It's a lost cause.'

Metal detector finds another metal detector.

'You can stop looking now, it sounds like they've found the Higgs Boson!'

Wiki Leaks

"They added extra dragons to curb inflation."

Jigsaw puzzle

"But he's been missing for two whole wash cycles!"

'Me, I don't believe in hoarding anymore: I invest in real estate...'

"I think I prefer your online presence."

"Sorry, no socks have been turned in today."

Bureau of Missing What Have You.

When Alice turned around, the rabbit had drawn a 9mm Beretta Automatic.

"Oh I see, yours is Indian...this one's definitely African. Sorry for getting your hopes up."

'How did the round go?' - 'Very well. I've even got one ball left .'

"Now you know why I having to wear my older brother's hand-me-downs!"

'I really think your best hope would be in missing persons, sir.'