Lost Things Hunter Pillows

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

Pirate

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Archaeologists discover a football

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'It's a treasure map.'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.