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"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Trump Poutine

"I see you've security marked your property."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Keep on Truckin.

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

"It makes you look old."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Doulton Canada Geese

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"No not the puppy please"

'What is it, Gassy? Is Timmy in trouble?'

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Leonard Nimoy

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"I used to be a veterinarian."

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Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Over-reaction Man.